A lady saw a good looking man at the bar and ask a man the man what  he's drinking.

"Magic Beer!" the good looking man replied.

The lady was puzzled and ask "What's magic about that beer?"

"This is my eight bottle and the magic will start." the man replied.

The lady is smiling because of the silliness of the man.

After the man drink the last drop of his beer.

He gets up and flies the room.

The lady says, "I'll have what he's having. eight of them!"

The lady drinks all the eight bottle

Then she climbs to the roof, jumps and falls to her death.

The bartender look at the guy and says

"Superman, you're such a jerk when you are drunk!"

Your wish is my command.. a humor comics..

Okay I'm not recommending to all that you skip class.. its not right.. Just another humor video  to start your day right or the break free from stress.

Just another humor to make you smile... or my excuse of being lazy posting a new entry....

   NBA in China is BIG.... I mean real big, youngster from China idolize NBA player and you can see every street and vendor sells stuff related to NBA even it is fraudulent copy.
  What's wrong with this magazine?  A poorly graphic placement appears to turn the NBA’s slogan “Where amazing happens” into “Whore amazing happen”. If that's a real magazine authorized by NBA where they are allowed still the slogan is wrong, they forgot the 's' at the end of ' happen '.
      This  NBA themed magazine and makes me smile either the publishing company have the worst graphic designer they hire or a really clever one that was poking fun at Kobe's sexual problems that stir a controversies from  a certain woman at a Colorado resort a few years back.

Either way it’s priceless!

The white cat found a perfect place to relax in and play with his new found box. When the gray cat appears and start to bully the white cat ... the fun start there... watch the video...

just for laugh.. too busy ...

 

        The image of Zoe Roth was posted in early 2007 by his dad with the tittle "Firestarter" is real and not photoshopped. Zoe's dad was amaze and surprised from the outcome of the image. With Zoe's devious look and smirk,  the image became popular and gained much attention.  Zoe background was the  the Mebane Fire Department burned down a home on their block for training purposes. Some of the neighbors kids laughed and played at fireman, kids  were even allowed to hold hoses to experience being a fireman under great supervision, while some simply listened to lectures on fire safety. Some children did not want to play, learn, or listen. Some children just wanted to watch the world burn and Zoe was one of them, so she just posed for the camera for her dad.

       The image of Zoe has been photoshop and called "the little arsonist" as more user put her face with different background of burning houses, burning car, burning building..  and soon the prankster on internet get tired of burning background which is not funny anymore and they put the face of Zoe in every disaster that happen in the history of the world and the result are hilarious.

From "Litte Arsonist" it referred as the well known "Disaster Girl" where people communicate entirely in a retarded strain of hieroglyphics that consists solely of recirculated pictures and hasty, tangential photoshops. The Disaster Girl meme, in the few short years it's been around, has already been driven into the ground like the fucking Technodrome.

       Zoe was grown up a little now and still have that smile....

 

Two ghost having a nice conversation at the cemetery, since they are tired of scaring the gravedigger. The gravedigger is not scared because he already know the two ghost and ignore them...

Ghost 1: Dude, if God gives you another chance, what would you like to be?

Ghost 2: I want to be a Soldier , dude....


Ghost 1: Dude, you already been to death, and you want to be a soldier? You can get easily killed by your enemy then.


Ghost 2: Oh, Really? Okay , then I want to become an "Enemy" of the soldier!
By the way what's the cause of your death?


Ghost 1:    Liquor, dude!


Ghost 2: Ohhh, so your liver got affected and you got ill....


Ghost 1: No. When  I was alive,  I was drunk and went to Metrobar and shouted " All of the people who want  drinks, order to the waiter and bartender."  then all of the heavy drinker started ordering liquors and wine.


Ghost 2: Ohhhh.. I see.. You got overdosed on liquor and got heart attack!


Ghost 1: No.. When my bill arrive and saw the total for over hundreds of thousand, I shouted. " Now all who order the drink, pay  your orders!"


Ghost 2: Ohhhh.. Now I see.. they got pissed and beat you to death!


Ghost 1:No! They paid what they consume...but they cursed me to death... maybe that's the reason why I die.


Ghost 2: Arrgh.. that's unbelievable... hahaha


Ghost 1:Wait dude.. how 'bout you? What's the cause of your death?


Ghost 2: It's a very long story...




Ghost 1:    It's okay. I have all the time to listen....



Ghost 2: The reason is my wife... I'm not lucky to my wife....
When I was alive, Every night she always went to the nightclub...


Ghost 1: Wow! a drinker.... So some drunk person became rude to your wife and you got a fight and cause your death?


Ghost 2: No, She came to the nightclub every night to drag me back to home....


Ghost 1: Ohh .... she got pissed and killed you?


Ghost 2: No, One night I dreamed and she wake me up and told me that I'm talking in my sleep and keep mumming Gloria.. She ask me that Gloria is from Nightclub.
I replied " That's ridiculous! You already prohibited us to see each other in the nightclub and now even in my dream you don't want me to talk her"


Ghost 1: So your wife discovered that you have a mistress and that's the reason why she killed you.


Ghost 2: Nop, she filed an annulment and we argue on attorney's fee....


Ghost 1:Ohh, you didn't have a good agreement on who's going to pay and resulting to massacre you..


Ghost 2: No, I discovered that the fee is free because she is having an affair with that lawyer,,,




Ghost 1:    Now I got it, Your masculinity has been insulted and you killed the lawyer...
then you were sentenced to death!



Ghost 2: No, I confronted the lawyer to have my revenge....
Told him.. "My wife is all yours! I have no reason to get mad because she told me that your manhood is not saluting anymore!"  Then the lawyer got insulted and pissed... he shot me with his gun on my stomach...


Ghost 1: Poor little soul.. Your lovelife was shocking and end up dying in front of your wife lover with his gun...


Ghost 2: No, I've been rushed to the hospital.... I remember the time when I'm under operation... I'm already pale because I lost a huge amount of blood...
The doctor told me " You look so scared." I answered him " Doc, It's my first time to go under operation."
 The doctor comforted me and he said "Don't worry, It's my first time to operate a patient as well. I just earn my license recently.''



Ghost 1:  wowoW... then the doctor failed and you die...


Ghost 2: Nop,  I plead on him that  not to forget the medical scissor on my stomach... then he gave me assurance " Nothing to worry sir. I have hundreds of that med scissor."


Ghost 1:  Ohhh.. Now I see...You got annoyed and worried and request to transfer to other hospital... along the way you died because you lost so much blood and you are dead upon arriving to the next hospital...



Ghost 2: No, I got operated by the newbie doctor and it was a success and survive..


Ghost 1:  Okay.. wait this is confusing now... I thought the reason of you died because of your wife?



Ghost 2: Correct!. She got rich with her attorney lover and live the wealthy lifestyle. She got the finest jewelry, condo unit, a mansion and her lover gave her a car... then she hit me with her new car... that resulting to a broken leg... but it was an accident and she didn't to it intentional.


Ghost 1:    okay I know the story.... you got rushed to the hospital again, survive the operation again, survive but get infected because of the rusty braces to your feet and eventually leads you to death. Right?



Ghost 2: Wrong! I died the moment my wife hit me with her new car!


Ghost 1: What!??? You just got a broken leg and you died? maybe because you run out of blood and no one rush you to hospital..



Ghost 2: You are wrong again dude....


Ghost 1: okay I give up guessing... how you'd die?


Ghost 2: Dude, after my wife hit me with her car, my head fall on to stone .. then .. DEAD!


Ghost 1: Damn a real long story...... Can we just scare the grave digger?

Our shop name is Cole's Food House and I've been thinking if this is confusing business name.
Another dumb customer encounter in our food shop.

Our food house offers a Pearl shake  or the bubble tea as one of the thirst quencher. To give a brand name on our product we called it Cole's Pearl Shake.

A 3 College students walk in and entertained by the crew and ask their order
1st student: 1 junior size of cookies & cream pearl shake
2nd student: Mine is Black forest... junior size aswell
1st student  notice that the 3rd student didn't order
1st student : Aren't you gonna order?
3rd student : No? Kinda gross
1st student got puzzled and asked why...
3rd student: have you ever taste the coleslaw grind with ice in blender? its totally gross for me, coleslaw has cabbage with mayo and will add the choice of your flavor!
2nd: Hala ang tanga mo naman! Bobo yung coles pangalan yan ng store nila. (translation:  Wow you are idiot! Fool, the cole's is the name of their store!)
1st student: Eww you are freaking stupid... way stupid.. hahahaha.. shame on you.. you are attending finest univesity here...
2nd student: Hurry remove your nameplate before the crew recognized you... hahaha..

As I overheard the student conversation and teasing their classmate I was laughing secretly

On a very busy day in our Food haus. We are cooking a bulk order of burger, to be exact 200 pieces. A customer walk in and  looking at our menu board and asked how much for the buy 1 take 1 burger.
 I find it weird because he is already looking at menu board with the price.
I replied "Just 26 pesos Sir."
"Is it really Buy 1 take 1?" asked by the customer
" yes"  I replied.
The customer asked for the stuffing of burger,
I answered  "Just beef patty with ketchup and mayo"
The customer asked "Does it have Cheese?"
"No, If you like your burger with cheese , try our cheese bureger. It is also buy 1 take 1 for only 37 pesos." I smiled at him
"Why is the price higher than a regular?"the customer replied
"Because of the double cheese sir." I smiled and my crew is smiling upon hearing our conversation.
"Does the regular burger has coleslaw, white onion and cucumber? " the customer asked
" Sir, as I said regular burger is only a beef patty with ketchup and mayo" I answered but this time I grin.
The customer asked again "Whats the size of the regular burger patty? Is it quarter pound?"
I'm getting irritated but I replied in a mild voice  " No Sir, Just a regular size, Just like what we are cooking."
and I pointed to him the cooked patties for our bulk order,
then he said " So the regular burger has a patty?"
I said  "Yes"
"Do you have a beef patty made of pork because I'm allergic to beef."
I replied to him "Sorry Sir, the burger patty we have is Beef."
He smiled at me and order a regular burger.

After He ate all the burger he said  " the burger is delicious, I like it , even if I'm actually a vegetarian."


My patience almost explode because of this  one customer. and ran fast away from this dumb and laugh....
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 This is our menu board and the scale of the price 3 inches . 

Sorry for the poorquality of the image, it was taken from my mobilephone but still you can read the price.

Are you single?  This is the list of reason why most people are still single.  Or should I say single man or all the single ladies that still waiting for someone.. any reason...
The list is funny but it is true...
so which one describe you most?

Top 10 Reason of Single Man/Single Ladies

10. the choosy one
This kind of person is attractive and they feel like they are the most beautiful person in the world and they choose carefully for the lucky person that deserve their heart.

9.Destiny Addict
They leave everything to DESTINY. Hoping that destiny will give them a love they deserve.
Get Real! We are the one making our destiny. Until when are you going to wait for Destiny?


8. The Perfectionist
This Kind of people set a very high standard. They want to make it perfect every little details.  I guess they want a Girlfriend/boyfriend a Saint!

7.The Busy one
They are busy on work, games,  studies, planning they life, on their business, careers,  etc.. little they  knew the time flies and they are already oldmaid!

6. Just Friends
The reason why he/she is still single because he/she is secretly in love with his/her bestfriend and happy for that and hoping for a happy ending between them.

5. The Happy-go- Lucky
This is kind of person that want to taste everything in life. Doesn't serious life, a party goer and a playah in love.


4. Wrong Time
This kind of single person is waiting for the right time for love. They are the only one knows when is that right time.


3.Rate PG(Parental Guidance)
It depends on the approval of the parent. This kind of persons are MAMAS BOY or  DADDY'S GIRL.


2.Traumatic Experience
They are afraid of love because they are afraid that someone might broke her/his heart again.




1. EX to the Nth power
This person pretend that he/she already moved on with her life and ready to love again but in reality, the Exboyfriend/Exgirlfriend is still love of his/her life.











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Lady Gaga is well know for her attention grabbing, out of this world fashion statement. Expect that every time she appear in public she will stir some controversies. Some girls show that they are die-hard fan of lady gaga and they act like gaga! Remember her meat dress at VMA?

 Trying hard to be cool as Gaga but doing it in a very wrong way? Hot ham, anyone wants it???

            I just borrowed some tag line from Paris Hilton Show... he!he!he! Just the tag line not the concept of the show since I'm not a  heir of a hotel mogul. Leave that crappy show since the show  about a spoiled heiress.  My site is about my thought on the latest happening around the world that  we can learn. Anything that is interesting! I'm not crazy but the world around us!
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