Dumb Customer

On a very busy day in our Food haus. We are cooking a bulk order of burger, to be exact 200 pieces. A customer walk in and  looking at our menu board and asked how much for the buy 1 take 1 burger.
 I find it weird because he is already looking at menu board with the price.
I replied "Just 26 pesos Sir."
"Is it really Buy 1 take 1?" asked by the customer
" yes"  I replied.
The customer asked for the stuffing of burger,
I answered  "Just beef patty with ketchup and mayo"
The customer asked "Does it have Cheese?"
"No, If you like your burger with cheese , try our cheese bureger. It is also buy 1 take 1 for only 37 pesos." I smiled at him
"Why is the price higher than a regular?"the customer replied
"Because of the double cheese sir." I smiled and my crew is smiling upon hearing our conversation.
"Does the regular burger has coleslaw, white onion and cucumber? " the customer asked
" Sir, as I said regular burger is only a beef patty with ketchup and mayo" I answered but this time I grin.
The customer asked again "Whats the size of the regular burger patty? Is it quarter pound?"
I'm getting irritated but I replied in a mild voice  " No Sir, Just a regular size, Just like what we are cooking."
and I pointed to him the cooked patties for our bulk order,
then he said " So the regular burger has a patty?"
I said  "Yes"
"Do you have a beef patty made of pork because I'm allergic to beef."
I replied to him "Sorry Sir, the burger patty we have is Beef."
He smiled at me and order a regular burger.

After He ate all the burger he said  " the burger is delicious, I like it , even if I'm actually a vegetarian."


My patience almost explode because of this  one customer. and ran fast away from this dumb and laugh....
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 This is our menu board and the scale of the price 3 inches . 

Sorry for the poorquality of the image, it was taken from my mobilephone but still you can read the price.